I am in the therapy waiting room and the little boy next to me is showing his grandma a Shane Dawson video
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WHY ARE ANONS BEING SO NICE TO ME THANK YOU ILY but I only take selfies when I feel hella confident/can set aside like 45 minutes bc I am a perfectionist so I don’t take them often but I am due for a selfie sesh soon since my current one is like 3 months old
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
I love her so much
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.