ippon-datara:

the future is here

ippon-datara:

the future is here

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

vegetarain:

when someone insults you

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I swear I have 294k angry text posts in my drafts because they are too many characters for twitter

There are so many people who will treat u like shit and then play the victim and what u gotta do with those people is take them and never talk to them again

magnezone:

rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked 

draqonight:

when someone you don’t really care about snapchats you

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro